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The Pastor's Inferno

 Young Man of the Cloth

Commonsense Wisdom for Everyday Life

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 The Pastor's Inferno

Chapter 1

 Have mercy on me, O God, in your faithful love,
in your great tenderness wipe away  my offences;
 wash me thoroughly from my guilt,
purify me from my sin.
For I am well aware of my offences;
my sin is constantly in mind.
Against you, you alone, I have sinned,
I have done what you see to be wrong.

                                                                                            Psalm 51, verses 1-4.

     The tinder sparked to life, igniting one of the logs and bringing the fire to a crackle. The rectory’s front light would stand vigil until 9:00 PM while the foyer remained dark in hopes that there would be no visitors tonight. John looked at himself in the full length hall mirror. He was about average height, but growing thicker around the middle. No he-man but he guessed he was in decent shape for a man of fifty-nine. Sometimes he wondered if he was attractive. No one had ever volunteered an opinion in his thirty five years of being a priest and he had never thought to ask for one. His appearance seemed irrelevant in his occupation. His father once told him he would be bald by age thirty five, but a few wisps of hair still clung to his scalp.
     Father John Spador eased himself into his favorite easy chair and raised the footrest. Should he have brewed a cup of tea before sitting down? It was a little more of an effort to get up and down these days. He realized that he was more likely now to think of doing something after he should have done it. Well maybe he would just sit for a while in the quiet. He could brew some tea later.
     As the fire grew brighter in the fireplace, its reflection danced on the floor, walls and ceiling, chasing away ghostly bands of light and shadow which flashed across the room with each passing car. John felt most at ease when the fire provided all his light and soothed him with its warmth. The day began to fade from his awareness and that was just as well.
     Six AM Mass, a funeral, stopping by the reception afterwards to comfort the family, a visit to the hospital, reading the Divine Office and jotting down some thoughts for Sunday’s homily all scrolled through his mind. During the day, his darker thoughts had no time to creep into his awareness. Maybe tonight he would be able to just sit peacefully with his thoughts.
     John listened to the crackling syncopation of the fire, and watched the flames dance. His muscles began to relax, he breathed easier and the band of tension in his scalp receded as he let go of the day. Dinner with three fellow priests took his mind off his concerns at least for a while. As usual, he had eaten just a little too much for dinner. The filet mignon sat like a rock in his stomach. He really should find something lighter to eat when he went out for a late dinner. But steak was his favorite. Maybe next time he would try something different. Father Mike had commented on how delicious his salmon was.
     His mind kept churning. During the day he tried to stay focused on the needs of his parishioners and his parish. He kept thoughts about himself at bay when he could. Most of the time he was successful. But once he reached this part of the day when no one else had any demands on his time, his thoughts wandered back to his life, to his decisions and to his actions and regrets.
     John had tried many ways to keep his feelings from unsettling him. Meditation on religious mysteries only increased his discomfort. Relaxation exercises, yoga, long walks and racquetball helped. But in the end, everything he tried fell short. His thoughts kept turning to what he could have done differently or should have done before his life reached this point.
     Interrupting his reverie, the chimes announced someone at the front door. Turning on the parlor light brought his brought his train of thought to an abrupt halt. In some ways the interruption was a relief. He did not like the direction his thoughts were taking him.
     He turned on the vestibule light and opened the door to a stocky, uniformed policeman and an equally stocky middle aged woman carrying a black zippered portfolio. Both were stone faced, giving nothing away. He saw neither the smiles nor deferential bows which usually greeted him. Theirs was obviously not a social call and they seemed an odd pair to be ringing his doorbell at eight thirty in the evening. A twinge of discomfort started to rise but he forced it back down.
    The officer remained stony. The woman looked down at her portfolio rather than meet his gaze. He could not read them but their reserve unsettled him. The officer finally spoke, “I’m Deputy Sid Jerome from the sheriff’s office and this is Mrs. Lempel from Social Services. Are you Father John Spador?”
     No point being evasive. Maybe one of his parishioners was in some trouble and they thought he could be of service. “Yes. I am. How can I help you?”
     While the woman looked back and forth between the two men, the officer continued. “A situation has come to our attention and we think you might be of some assistance.”
     John felt a little on guard, but still not sure he had anything to worry about. “What kind of situation if I may ask?”
     “It’s about a family who recently came to my office to report a matter of concern. May we come in to discuss it with you?”
     John’s discomfort started to gnaw at him but he could not think of any way to refuse them admission to the rectory without arousing their suspicion. “Of course, if you think I can be of help. I just lit a fire in the parlor. Even though it’s mid September, it’s starting to get chilly at night. Come in and sit down.”
     They followed him to the parlor with none of the usual comments most new visitors made on the Victorian décor. They removed their coats, folded them over their arms in unison and sat on the edge of their seats, a bit odd for two heavyset people. Looking in all directions, they seemed to be taking mental notes on his surroundings. John thought the officer and woman were taking quite a bit of time to organize their thoughts. The silence was becoming uncomfortable. “Would either of you care for some coffee or tea?”
     “No thanks,” the deputy replied for both of them, “I know it’s a little late in the evening and I would like to get right to the point.” Deputy Jerome cleared his throat and seemed to be deciding how he would get to the point. John wished he would just get on with it. Mrs. Lempel unzipped and opened her portfolio, folded it back, and took out her pen. He talked. She wrote.
     He had no idea what this was all about. Well, maybe he had some suspicion, although he didn’t think he really wanted to know. The tension in his muscles dissipated by the firelight just a few moments ago returned, accompanied by a gnawing feeling in his stomach. He could only wait for the deputy’s next move.
     Deputy Jerome cleared his throat once again and finally started. “This afternoon I had a visit from Mr. and Mrs. Anton who brought their fourteen year old son Seth to see me. Is it true he acts as an altar server in your church?”
     The gnawing gave way to bile working its way up toward John’s throat. It was all he could do to choke it back and keep his dinner from reappearing. He could only manage a thin-voiced reply. “Yes. It’s true. He is one of many boys and girls who help out with services in the parish.”
     “I will get right to it. Mr. and Mrs. Anton related an account of some disturbing events involving Seth which took place during times he was alone with you. Seth confirmed their statements. We want to hear what you have to say about his allegations.”
     John was not used to being confronted in this manner. If he were not so busy being frightened, he would have been annoyed. He was unprepared for it and had no easy comeback. He tried to keep his voice steady. “What kind of allegations if I may ask and why is Mrs. Lempel with you?”
     The deputy, unfazed by the priest’s reply, continued in what seemed to John as his best professional manner. “It is the practice in this county that concerns about inappropriate behavior with minors be investigated by a team consisting of representatives from the sheriff’s department and Social Services.”
     “Are you accusing me of a crime involving Seth?” John’s muscles tightened even further. His face burned despite his struggle to stay calm. His voice was almost a squeak and he found it difficult to appear indignant.
     “So far we are not accusing you of anything. We are just here to discuss the allegations with you to help us decide how to proceed. What can you tell us about this matter?”
     “I don’t know what matter you are talking about. There must be some mistake. I don’t understand what your concern is or what he might have told you. Seth has been an alter server in my parish for about three years. He is one of my most reliable boys. I can count on him whenever I need him, even for funerals which are obviously hard to anticipate. What did he say happened? What am I supposed to have done?”
     Deputy Jerome maintained a calm appearance in the face of the panic John felt continuing to rise within him. “Father, what is the nature of your relationship with Seth?”
     “Well, like I said, he is a quite reliable and dependable boy. I have become quite fond of him over the past few years. He has taken to spending some of his free time around the rectory and seems to have developed an interest in the priesthood. It occurred to me that he might well have a vocation and I have been spending some extra time with him recently to explore this possibility.”
     Mrs. Lempel noted his comments on her pad while the deputy seemed to take them in stride, continuing in the same even tone. “Thank you, Father. Can you think of any reason why the boy would have asked his parents to bring him to see me about his relationship with you?”
     “I don’t know what you mean. Seth has never expressed any discomfort about being around me. I have spent a little more time with him than with the other boys, but as I have said this was to give him a chance to explore his vocation. We have engaged in some recreational activities together like swimming and camping at my cabin in the mountains. Do you think he might have misinterpreted something about my interest in him?”
     “What do you think, Father? Is there something you could have done which he might have seen as inappropriate?”
     John’s mind raced, trying to think how to phrase his reply to stress the normality of their relationship. “I have no idea what it could be. Let me see…No, I can’t think of anything he might have viewed as being inappropriate.”
     “Okay. Did other boys always accompany you and Seth to the cabin?”
     “Most of the time, yes. A few times the other boys were busy with family activities so Seth and I went alone.”
     “I understand there were at least two occasions when you went swimming with Seth in the evening. Were other boys present on those occasions?”
     “Usually. But as I said there were a couple times when the other boys were busy and I was at my cabin alone with him.”
     “ I see. Seth told me that on two occasions when you and he were alone, you suggested you both take off all your clothes in the cabin before going swimming nude in your pond. Is that correct?”
     “…Yes. I believe so. Those were on particularly hot nights and I thought it would be refreshing to go skinny dipping.”
     “In your view, was this an acceptable activity for an adult and an adolescent?”
     “I didn’t see anything wrong with it. No one else was around.”
     “And when you were finished swimming, did you return to the cabin naked.”
     “Yes, we left our towels in the cabin and came back in dry off before going to bed.”
     “Okay, on the nights you and Seth swam nude, where did you both sleep?”
     “We usually slept in separate beds.”
     “I don’t want to know what you usually did. I was asking about the particular nights in question.”
     “Well, a couple of times we slept in the same bed on a particularly cold night to keep each other warm. I believe we did so on those two nights.”
     “Father, you said a few minutes ago that you went skinny dipping only on particularly hot nights and slept in the same bed only on cold nights. If it was cold, why did you walk back to the cabin naked?”
     “I don’t like the tenor of this conversation. I would like to review this with my lawyer before we proceed any further.” 
     “Fine, Father. We will stop here. Based on what the boy and his family reported and your admission that you were alone with him naked at the times he alleged being abused by you, you are under arrest for suspicion of sexual abuse. Anything you say can and will be held as evidence against you. You have the right to a lawyer. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as I have related them to you?”
     “Yes, I do.” What was happening? John felt railroaded during the conversation, or as he saw it, the interrogation. He had not admitted to anything like abuse.
     “Okay, Father, get your coat. We are going to the sheriff’s station. You can call your lawyer from there. In deference to your position in the community, we will not resort to handcuffs as long as you cooperate.”

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 Young Man of the Cloth

Prologue

         One night before bed when I was in the third grade, I asked my mother if I could be a priest and something else at the same time. She told me my Uncle Bob was a priest and also a physics teacher, whatever that was. I wanted to be a priest and a doctor. I knew that priests and doctors both helped people. I had always enjoyed helping people and had made friends with a number of elderly people in the neighborhood, visiting and doing chores for them. I thought that by being a priest and a doctor I could do the most good for people.
         I grew up in a family where all of my relatives were Catholic. The one exception was my Uncle Charles, whom my Aunt Bea married, and who was somewhat suspect because of his lack of any identifiable religion. Most of our family functions revolved around religious feasts. We would all go to Mass and then enjoy the rest of the day with each other. For many years, my father went to daily Mass before going to work. Two of my uncles became priests and there were a number of nuns who would show up at family functions, described as cousins once removed in some manner.
          My Uncle Bob was my father’s oldest brother.  He was the only one in my father’s family who did not have a hot temper or was quick to criticize anyone who acted contrary to his expectations. He was even tempered, the voice of reason, when others became hotheaded and was able to diffuse anger with humor. He was intelligent and had written two books, Behold the Man and The Constant Cross. He was an important figure in my life, having married my parents, baptized me and given me First Holy Communion.
          My Uncle Dick, one of my mother’s younger brothers, was a man of peace. I knew he had been in World War II in Europe.  He rode in a truck with a rifle, stopped for a battle, got back in his truck and moved on to another battle. He was the last person you would expect to have been in a war. He never talked of his war experiences and was as calm and peaceful as his father, my grandfather. The two things I remember him bringing back from Europe were a German luger, his one souvenir of the war, and a stuffed Scotty dog for me which was my constant companion for years. I could always sit quietly with him and he would be interested in whatever I had to tell him. Teresa, a woman across the street, waited for him to return from the war so she could marry him. When he returned home and thought about his life, he headed for the seminary and the diocesan priesthood.
          I attended two Catholic grammar schools. Holy Rosary preceded our move from the city of Rochester to the suburb of Greece and St. Charles followed. I was in fourth grade in 1951 when we moved. All of my teachers were nuns who imbued us with faith before facts.
          One day in fifth grade, I was assigned the male part in a story we were reading aloud. Rose Marie was assigned the female part. I had never taken much interest in girls before but enjoyed reading with her. After school, I walked her home and stayed for milk and cookies. It seemed strange, but nice, that neither of her parents were home from work yet.
          We could sit talking with each other for hours about not much of anything. We also tried kissing but nothing more. We stayed friends off and on over the next few years until eighth grade, but could not have been said to be dating.
           I spent much of my time riding bikes with my friend Gene from across the street. My brother Bob joined us when he got old enough to keep up with us. I was also in scouts and enjoyed our camp-outs, with the exception of one winter camp-out in January in tents. I thought my toes would never warm up again. I especially enjoyed camp Massaweepee in the Adirondacks.
          My father went along as one of the leaders one year. He did not fit in well with the other leaders, especially when they got around to drinking beer after we were supposed to be asleep. That camping trip was the time I felt closest to him. I worked for over a week to pass the swimming test so I could go on a canoe trip and finally did pass it at the last minute. My father and I piled our packs in the canoe and set off for Beaver Lodge, which involved paddling to one end of Massaweepee Lake and then portaging to the next lake. We paddled on to a camping spot where beavers had been busy building dams. They were not in evidence until the next morning and then only if we got up early enough. I had no awareness of how many other scouts or leaders were in the group for that trip. All I knew was that I was off on an adventure with my father who, for once, was not preoccupied with where I had left a tool he was looking for.
          The pastor of St. Charles Parish, Monsignor Robert, seemed like a somewhat distant, crusty version of a God we did not wish to upset. The assistants or curates tended to come and go while the pastor seemed to stay forever. The assistants were gentle, kindly men who took an interest in us boys in ways I wish my father had. They seemed to be there for anyone who needed them. They also listened with interest to things that excited or concerned me. They were spiritual men but also quite human. They were capable of enjoying themselves and having fun. They were paternal and understanding rather than punitive. I liked their easy manner, calm temperament and openness.
          Occasionally one of them would ask what I might like to do with my life. I admitted that being a priest had crossed my mind. When I thought about them, I could imagine being like them in the future and much preferred their personalities to that of my father. I think my decision to join the priesthood was based more on identifying with them and the ideal of being able to help people, rather than on a strong attraction to religion.
          As school went along, I decided to try out to be an altar boy. We had classes after school, learning how to pronounce the Latin prayers we would be required to memorize and recite during Mass. It took quite a while to master and, even then, I did not really know what I was saying for the most part, concentrating on getting the pronunciation right. I was finally put into the rotation, serving at Sunday and weekday Masses. I enjoyed serving at funerals since they were usually during school hours and at weddings, where it was customary to give the altar boys a tip.
          Serving Mass was the one big responsibility I had outside my home. I began to become dependable for regular Masses, also filling in if someone did not show up. I got to know the assistant priests and they got to know and rely on me.
          I also identified more with my two uncles, who were priests, than I did with my father, my other uncles or my friends’ fathers. I suppose the bottom line in my choice of the seminary was that I saw it as a place where I could become the kind of person I wanted to be, without my father’s harshness appearing from nowhere when I least expected it.
          I was about as involved with church as others my age and memorized my catechism lessons, although I did not always understand the questions. As long as we knew the answers, there didn’t seem to be much concern about what the answers meant.
          By the time I reached eighth grade, I had pretty much decided on the seminary. There was a diocesan seminary in Rochester but I chose instead to apply to Holy Cross Seminary in Dunkirk, where I had visited my Uncle Bob several times while he was stationed there. I was born in Dunkirk and many of my relatives still lived there. My impulsivity and knack for upsetting my father made Dunkirk seem a place of refuge and peace for me as well.
          I managed to get promises of a letter of recommendation from Monsignor Robert, probably based more on input from his assistants than on his personal knowledge of me, and one from Sister Juliana, the principal of St. Charles School where I attended.
          Then something happened in eighth grade which almost brought my whole plan to a crashing halt. One day on the way home from school, a friend of mine and I were teasing a girl who lived near us. For some reason I could not explain, we tied her hands behind her back with her scarf, although we had no intention of hurting her or doing anything else to her. She panicked and started to run, slipping on some stones and scraping her face.
          The two of us, as well as our parents, were summoned that night before Sister Juliana at the convent to face the girl and her parents. It was a venue more daunting than any court or police setting could have been. We were commanded to explain our actions and what we were thinking. We had no logical explanation, since neither of us had planned what happened or considered the consequences.
          My estimation in Sister Juliana’s mind plummeted. She threatened to withdraw her recommendation which would mean the end of my seminary plans. We were assigned various punishments and many hours of work at the school through the end of the school year and into the summer. Over the course of the work, Sister Juliana and I got to know each other and even became friends. I could not recall ever having a nun for a friend but it happened, and, in the end, she wrote the letter and I was accepted to Holy Cross.
          I went for an interview with several priests at the seminary. Most of the discussion centered on my Uncle Bob and how much he had contributed to the Passionist Order. There did not seem to be any question that I would be accepted. I was given a list of things to bring and was expected to be at the seminary right after Labor Day.
          I spent the last couple of weeks organizing my clothing and marking them with my name as I had done when I went to scout camp. Several of my friends were quite curious about the seminary, but there was not much I could tell them. I had only seen it briefly and did not really know much about it yet.
          About a week before I left, I ran into Rose Marie coming down the street on her way to Cramer’s Pharmacy. We had seen each other off and on since fifth grade, and I had not told her I was definitely going to the seminary, although I suppose she knew I was thinking about it. I told her I had decided to go the seminary and would be leaving soon. I probably would not be able to see her again since I would be a seminarian. I was excited about the adventure and only realized later that she had looked sad and that I would miss our long talks.
          The day finally came when I loaded all the required clothing and other effects into a steamer trunk, which had been in the family for many years. We got it into the back of the car, but just barely.  It didn’t allow the trunk lid to close, but we managed to tie it down.
        
We set out for Dunkirk the day before Labor Day, driving along Route 33 through Batavia, which seemed to take forever. My father avoided the thruway, refusing to pay the toll on principle. We visited with both sets of grandparents, and other relatives who were around for Labor Day, gathering in the evening on my grandparents’ porch for old family stories. Late at night, my aunts and uncles laughed in the parlor as my brother and I whispered in our beds upstairs.

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 Commonsense Wisdom for Everyday Life

Personal Perspective

We all have our ways of looking at our own lives, each other and the world around us. Sometimes our views limit us or make our lives more complicated. Other perspectives sometimes serve us better. This is a chance to consider your outlook on life and decide whether you need to make any changes.

Choosing to Entertain Thoughts

      Ideas are running through our minds all the time. Some arise in the course of conversation, some through TV, radio or reading, and some just show up in our minds without invitation.
    
All sorts of ideas arrive everyday and each idea has a message. War news may incline us to think the world is falling apart. Stories about arrests may lead us to think everyone is turning criminal. Criticism of others may encourage us to join the attack, finding fault with whoever is the topic of conversation. There are also positive ideas, but sometimes the negative ones drown them out.
     We do have some control over what ideas end up in our minds. We can choose not to read or watch sensational news and not to associate with people who bombard us with criticism of public figures and everyone they know personally.
     There are times when we don’t have control of our thoughts. We don’t always know what will be in the news, what someone will say or what might pop into our heads without apparent provocation. Although we may not always have control of what thoughts come to our minds, we do have a say in how we respond to them. We may say to a thought “Thanks for stopping by” and let it pass out of our minds as quickly as it entered. We may ask a thought to sit down for a cup of tea and entertain it for a while. We may also adopt a thought, make it our own, and introduce it to everyone we meet.
      Our fears and prejudices, as well as our personalities, may make us more susceptible to negative thoughts and may make it more likely we will entertain or adopt them. Still, we have some choice in how to respond to them. In addition to limiting the thoughts to which we expose ourselves, we have several other tools. We can be aware of the negative ideas which tend to sneak up on us and make a conscious effort to shoo them out the door rather than entertaining or adopting them. We can choose reading and TV shows which are likely to provide us with constructive thoughts. We can be more judicious about the people we allow in our lives. If there are people we can’t avoid, we can find a polite way to tell them we don’t want to share their negativity. While it is hard to change our personalities or ingrained tendencies, we can examine our fears and prejudices and work to eliminate them from our lives. All of this takes conscious effort, but the effort can usually be well worth it for our peace of mind.

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